crappy bikes

i've decided that corporate america is trying extremely hard to compete with all of the hipsters and their single speed bikes.
there's an influx of road bike inspired bikes that have a slight mountain stance, riser bars, and bar ends like the ones seen on mountain bikes
http://www.giant-bicycles.com/en-US/bikes/model/rapid.0/3875/36259/ this is an example of this.
it's horrid.
they're made to look like newer, nicer, more comfortable versions of the bikes that "hipsters" ride, but with actual gears and a new paint scheme, etc.
stop trying to be like us, dumb country.
/end rant